iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
side-by-side-by-stupid: “Opening Fiddler on the Roof tomorrow night. Credit goes to our Fiddler ”

side-by-side-by-stupid:

Opening Fiddler on the Roof tomorrow night. Credit goes to our Fiddler

wwhatevur:

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

Yes

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

getting random sharp pain in your organs is a lot like when your check engine light comes on in your car. you dont know what it means so you just ignore it and hope you dont blow up

noella-bella:

0trevskies:

keithsmcclain:

I heard vine compilations were a thing

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

@leatardian
milk girl

andhumanslovedstories:

champagnemoon:

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

haus-of-hiddleston: “ timesweeping: “ this is how i run in nightmares ” I’ve never been able to describe what it’s like running in nightmares. This gif is a PERFECT representation! ”

haus-of-hiddleston:

timesweeping:

this is how i run in nightmares

I’ve never been able to describe what it’s like running in nightmares. This gif is a PERFECT representation!

cannweseriouslyjusttnott:

shanemichael:

It’s fucking red.

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

replaceablee:

Talking to someone every single day for hours can be pretty destructive because there will come a day where you don’t speak at all and it’s going to be the loneliest feeling in the world.

starting-to-feel-just-right:

1hat3u:

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though